back in the seventies
when some thought the apocalypse
could be ushered in
by bees, bees, millions of bees
Irwin Allen enlisted a cavalcade
of actors (Richard Widmark!
Slim Pickens! José Ferrer!)
to react to bees mobbing helicopters
and wiping out crowds
bees derailing a train
bees blowing up
a nuclear power plant
it had to sting a little
emoting in a flop blockbuster
(reviews of which featured the word
"risible" with startling frequency)
towards the end of an illustrious career
(Henry Fonda! Olivia de Havilland!)
now it's decades later
and bees, bees, millions of bees are dying
but not, so much, the movie's
bellicose but hardy breed
it's even posited that Puerto Rico's
"gentle killer bees" might avert
the bees' extinction
(what would brooding entomologist
Michael Caine have to say?)
bees, bees, we need you
come back, bees
and we'll make another movie in your honor
dotted with improbable film stars
rejoicing: bees, bees, millions of bees!